i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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