:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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