if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you had me at cake vodka
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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