The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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