Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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