After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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