I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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