Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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