big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Terrible idea I love it
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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