maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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