I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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