weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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