I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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