That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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