I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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