We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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