no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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