Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Less talking, more tequila
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
