People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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