He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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