my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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