I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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