i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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