brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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