Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
there is glitter all over my balls
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