She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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