Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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