Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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