When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
