Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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