Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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