It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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