I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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