I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Your penis caused this!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
