Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Randomize
