Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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