So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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