if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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