All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
