god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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