Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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