The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
her vagine was all disorganized.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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