i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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