I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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