Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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