let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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