i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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