Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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