Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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