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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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