so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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